Words

This page is filled with random sayings, phrases, rhymes, principles and the such.

METAPHORS———————–

“Even the purest of diamonds will taint with the slightest impurity.” (Created during my confusion state after Christmas vacation in ‘07)

“Light can not be hidden within the Darkness.. But Darkness can be hidden within the Light.” (Created during my confusion state after Christmas vacation in ‘07)

“A Calm River will turn to Rapids during a Storm, but will calm once there is Sunlight.” (Created during my confusion state after Christmas vacation in ‘07)

POEMS—————————–

“A raging river
Will turn to a calm river,
Once there is sunlight.”
(Haiku created from it’s metaphor form shortly after the metaphor was created)

Snow (A poem about me losing in the SkillsUSA competition in Junior year =/ 02-36-08)

Showaa Time (Inspired while I was showering :] 11-11-08)

Oblivion (Inspired by.. People? 11-22-08)

The Sun & The Moon (Inspired by the shadows while walking outside at night. 11-24-08)

Cold Hands (Inspired by my cold hands~ :P 11-27-08)

PRINCIPLES———————–

“Life sucks, of course it does. But you should always look on the bright side of things, because what will you gain when your always in the darkness sulking?” (Date Unknown)

“Life sucks, but there are others that are worst off than you are. And because of that, you should work hard every day to become better than you are now.” (Date Unknown)

“Try your best to gain what you want, and if your best isn’t enough, try harder because there is no other way to become better than you are now other than becoming better than who you were the day before.” (Date Unknown)

“Aim for the moon, because you’ll only get as high as you aim. If you aim low, you’ll only get low. So aim for the moon, and beyond.” (Date Unknown / Added 1-22-08)

QUOTES—————————

“You are who you are, because people made who you are.” (Created when My Papers was being developed 1-9-08/1-10-08)

“Don’t plan it.. Just do it” (Created by Edison when he tried to “encourage” me 1-11-08)

“Do what you gotta do.” (Created by Nick when he was giving me “advice” 1-20-08)

“There is only one me, and this is who I am.” (Created by Tea in her blog post “Hahaa?” 1-22-08)

“Life is stupid, and so is love, and all of those emotions. It’s just the courage we muster which seperates people from mindless zombies.” (Created by Nick when he was cheering up his friend. 2-4-08)

“Ross: I should get rewarded!
Mr. McNeil: Yeah, you get rewarded with knowledge.
Mark: Wow, that was really corny.” (A little something from shop, while Ross paid attention while we were learning. 2-5-08)

“It’s like a little slice of heaven on top of an orgasm.” (Antonio’s description of the pancakes we had for lunch. 3-14-08)

“Donuts? I want some donuts.” (Sony said that in shop when Mr. McNeil said something about donuts. 3-25-08)

“[Scenario: There is a boy, around the age of 5. He's with his dad at MB.]
Boy: I want mommy~!
Dad: Mommy’s over there, nigga.” (Lmfao. I thought it was funny. ._. Kinda messed up too. But yeah, it really happened. I heard them talking while I was bagging. Really, it happened. BTW, they were hispanic.. not that it would mean anything. oo; 3-29-08)

“Anything worth doing is worth doing well.” (Iunno, I overheard some random kid in my English class saying it, I thought it was pretty nice. 4-2-08)

“We can’t wait to see you guys kick some bot!” (Lmfao. The programming Mr. McNeil said it when we went to work on the robot. 4-2-08)

“L! Spread you legs!” (LMFAO!! SL!! Peter said it when we were forced to play ‘nut-ball’. 4-2-08)

“No fool!” (Forbidden Kingdom! Jet Li said it. lol 4-22-08)

“We can kill each other when it’s over.” (Forbidden Kingdom! Jackie said it =D 4-22-08)

“This isn’t a desert. That’s a desert! -points to large mountains of sand off in the short distance-” (Forbidden Kingdom! Jet Li said it. 4-22-08)

“Music is just the bridge from the Earth to Heaven.” (Forbidden Kingdom! Lui, the girl who played Sparrow, said it. 4-22-08)

“Me: Is it ringing?
L: No, if it was, my butt would be ringing.” (Funny quote while hanging with the peeps on half day. 4-30-08)

“L: Is Derek like your god or something?
Me: Yes, yes he is.
L: If Derek is your God, then your going to Hell.” (I thought I should quote this. It was during ballroom dancing thingie. lol. 5-2-08)

“If God wants you dead, your fucked.” (Jason said it during English class while we were having a discussion on the Witness book we were reading. 5-7-08)

“I wanna whack my head on the keyboard.  But that won’t be good for the keyboard.” (A phrase from Kalene’s blog “Becloud”. 5-9-08)

“If it’s not white, it’s not right!” (Antonio said it during a racial argument the shop had. 5-14-08)

“[Scenario: I'm bagging for Chanda (the girl one), and I reach for some meat, but she grabs it first.]
Chanda: Agh!
Me: What?
Chanda: I got some meatjuice on me.
-A minute later-
Chanda: I won’t be able to wear these pants again until I laundry them.
Me: Why?
Chanda: Because I got meatjuice on them!
Me: Oh, I thought it just landed on your jacket.
Chanda: It landed on my pants too, and now it’s dripping down my thigh.” (Lol. She has meatjuice dripping down her thigh. 5-18-08)

“OH! THIS IS SO GOOD!!” (Ian ate a french fry from Texas Roadhouse when we were in Oklahoma, and he just had an orgasm in his mouth. 7-11-08)

“

Little boy: Look mommy, Aquaman!
Mom: That’s Ironman.
“(I forgot where I heard this lol. 8-15-08)

“
Niece: Where’s the Blue Ranger?
Me: He’s not there.
Niece: But their Jungle Fairies!
Me: FURY!! D<
“(lol. I admit, that was a bit funny. I turned on the TV to find a marathon on Power Rangers Jungle Fury, and the blue ranger was off training, and they showed the transformation sequence with the red and yellow. I really was ticked off when she said Fairies though. ._.;; It was my niece Scarlett. 8-22-08)

“
Nick: SO BY GOD, HELP ME, SARORN. IF YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT DOUBLES MEAN. >OOO!!
Me: DOUBLES DOESN’T MEANT ANYTHING!!!
“(I made up the term “Doubles”, and Nick thought it actually meant something. lol. 10-11-08);

“
Me: Okay, now, what is 1 + 1?
Robert: 1!
Me: ….
“(What a dumbass. lol. I was teaching him coding, and he SERIOUSLY answered with that answer. 10-13-08)

“
Kison: Yo, I be spilling out these rhymes from my dome. This guy is so drunk, he can’t walk home a lone.
Random guy walking past him: OH YES I CAN.
“(Lmao. We were walking to UTEC for a breakdancing session, and Kison was just throwing out some lyrics. He said this part as we passed this old guy, and he accidently pointed at his while talking. Then the old guy must have taken it as something directed to him, so he turned around and yelled that phrase at us. lol. 10-26-08)

“
Anything can happen, as long as you believe in the possibilities of the impossible.
“(It was like, a main quote from Jack and the Beanstalk, by some director that I forgot. It was a nice movie. 11-5-08)

“
I don’t show my fangs; unless their needed.
” (Something Sophana said while we were hanging outside LHS, just talking about negative emotions and stuff. :] 11-18-08)

“
This lake changes personality quickly, just like a woman. All smiles one minute, then dancing with a temper-tantrum the next.
” (Lmao. Dick said it during his documentary “Alone in the Wilderness”, commenting on the lake he lives next to. Dick Proenneke; Alone in the Wilderness 12-9-08)

AIM STUFF—————-

“
Me: I THINK THAT
Me: um
Nick: lol
Me: iunno.
Nick: its nothin
L: lol
L: caps
L: and then
L: a <splat>

<series of unstoppable laughter>

L: …O:
L: splat?
L: was it really that funyn? just cuz i said it?
L: o_O;
” (L said it in a conference that me and Nick had with her. 2-23-08)

“
Me: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?!
Me: iunno.
L: BIG CAPS!
L: and then
L: <splat!>
Me: i can imagine wats gonna happen when -
Me: GFamores
Me: gre
Me: <spazz laugh>
L: :3 …
L: lol it happened again!! xD
” (Parts of a conversation I had with L, reminds me of conference chat one. 3-15-08)

“
Sophally: and I did some things with her
Me: lmfao
Me: .__.;
Me: ..
Me: unspeakable things.
Sophally: ; ]
Sophally: maybe
” (A conversation with Sophally talking about.. Cloud. oo; Lmfao. Not from FF BTW. 5-7-08)

“
Tea: Spiraling in a dark abyss of tragic loneliness rendering your world of no use and emphasizing your worthlessness? D:
Me: .__________________________________.;
Me: that is so awesome
Me: that im going to qoute it
Me: right now.
Tea: LOL.
” (Tea and I were talking about spiraling in a dark abyss of something. She came up with that. 5-8-08)

“Jake L: Your kisses are like watermelons, Very mouthwatering.
“(Jake was just telling me some lines, and he made that one up. It was so awesome, I needed to qoute it. :3 5-26-08)

“
Me: tell me exactly wat happened
Me: from the start, when i left
Ian: we were ther 4 15 minutes or 10 idk mr hobbs and some guy came and they said that we can have it done by friday
Me: dude
Me: tahts not detailed
Me: what HAPPENED.
Ian: thats it
Me: oo;
Me: did u guys even SHOW them the stuff?
Ian: no
Me: …
Me: remind me to bitch slap you tomorro for making me think we failed
“(The Botball crew had a meeting with Mr. Hobbs, and Ian said we didn’t do so good, so I thought we failed at the meeting. In reality we had another day to work on it. 5-28-08)

“
Sophally: i gots mad skizzles in that
Sophally: both popping and corn!
“(Lol, yes, Sophally gots mad skizzles. Random moment? I forgot. 6-12-08)

“
Me: Naomi?
L: blahs naomi.
L: sounds wicked girly and effeminate
L: and…not me
L: i think of hawt hawaiian girls when i hear that name
“(LMFAO. Makes me question her orientation lol. We were trying to figure out a nickname for her. 6-14-08)

“
Sophally: grawr i need a hug :T
Me: .__.;
Me: y?
Sophally: y? Y??? WHY???
Sophally: cuz
Sophally: im very cold and only girls’ body heat can save me my cold heart…
Me: LOlk
Me: olmxdvkmxvdxz
Me: -chokes on his food-
“(LOL. random moment? 6-14-08)

“
Olivia: 1. its pointless to be hurt by someone who claims that he loves me
2. I dont want to hurt him by feeling that I dont care about him
3. too much lovey dovey and Im annoyed
4. crap I forgot o_o
“(lol. I forgot what we were talking about. Something about having a bf/gf. 6-22-08)

“
Sophally: If you were going to take me out for a romantic evening, what would we do?
Me: ..
Me: im not going to answer that.
“(LOL. He just randomly asked that oo; 6-23-08)

“
Andrew (6:13:21 AM): are you honestly jogging at 6:10 in the morning on a monday in the summer?
Auto Response from Me (6:13:23 AM): JOGGING!!
Andrew (6:13:28 AM): I thought I was insane.
“(Lmao, I saw this when I came back from jogging at 6:10 in the morning on a Monday in the summer. 6-23-08)

“
Boraveda: dued i dont dwell in the past i let it go or i redo the song
“(Lol, I have no idea what we were talking about. 08-15-08)

” [My status at that time said: "i think my head is a bit hot"]
Nick: that’s not the only thing that’s hot xD
“(lmfao. He just IMed me that after reading my status. 10-06-08)

“
Chau: =.= i dont know! i dont remember inflicting pain on anyone…
Chau: never in my life
” (Says the girl everyone fears to be ambushed by. lol. I forgot what we were talking about. 10-26-08)

“
“Sebastian” (9:15:08 PM): its an actual word
“Sebastian” (9:15:12 PM): NEWB
“Sebastian” (9:15:15 PM): be like
“Sebastian” (9:15:23 PM): so when we were freshmman
“Sebastian” (9:15:25 PM): we wree newbs
“Sebastian” (9:15:48 PM): now we the 1337zor FTW!@@#$ Pwnz000rz

” (We were just talking about my speed for graduation. 11-18-08)